dealwithlarry:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine

(via ithinkiwillgotoboston)

amberstrike13:

Sooo turns out the look my girlfriend gives me when she wants sex is the same look she gives when she wants me to get her ice cream

Honestly it makes total sense

(via ithinkiwillgotoboston)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via daydreamhaze)